my mouth tastes like poor choices
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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