capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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