I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
