My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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