god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
tonight lets celebrate not being married
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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