A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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