she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
