you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
