We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Randomize
