Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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