I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
honey bunches of taint.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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