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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im holly from the hills drunk
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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