Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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