the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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