Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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