Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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