So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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