i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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