Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Randomize
