no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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