how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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