Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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