That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Never let your siblings swipe right.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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