Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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