I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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