Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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