We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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