Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm passing your future prison.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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