Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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