I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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