Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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