Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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