you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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