Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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