how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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