normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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