last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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