I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
