So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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