did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
