He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
