Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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