are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
