How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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