make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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