let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
