Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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