im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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