love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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