Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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