Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
